Inspirational South Park Quotes


“Nobody should have the kind of power Barbra Streisand wanted!...I've learned that people who want power, a lot of power, always end up dead.”

  1. -Kyle, 112

“You just hate smoking, so you use all your money and power to force others to think like you.  And that’s called fascism you tubby asshole.”

- Kyle, 713

“I just realized something: I have been obsessed, and obsession isn't good. If we had won the world championship, what then? It would only be a bigger letdown the nest year if we didn't win! Our lives would have to revolve around dodgeball. Our lives were fine before. Oh, I'm sorry, children. I let it all go to my head. Can you ever forgive me? Come on, forget this stupid game! Let's go home.”

  1. -Chef, 205

Kyle: I don't want something to have that much power over me.

Stan: I don't think it will, you guys, as long as we realize it. We must learn to control their power over us.

  1. -About breasts, 610

“Maybe nobody is meant to have this kind of power.”

  1. -Stan, 909

“It's too much power. For anybody.”

  1. -Kyle, 909

“For a government to have power, they must appear to have complete control. What better way to make people fear them than to convince them they are capable of the most elaborate plan on earth?”

- Mr. Hardly, 1009

“You think you have the power to make me insecure, but your words are actually completely powerless.”

  1. -Mr. Nelson, 1101

“You have a power here that you have yet to understand.”

  1. -Aslan, 1112

“Maybe we all have the power to make things a reality.”

- Cartman, 1112

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