Inspirational South Park Quotes

Parenting

“I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what’s going on in their kids’ lives, this world would be a much better place.”

  1. -Stan, 106


“I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.”

  1. -Kyle. 106


“Parents can be so cruel. Don't they realize that what a child needs more than anything is security?”

- Stan, 108


Mark: Your birth givers took care of you.  That’s what their laws and their rules were for because they love you and they didn’t want you to end up living like – like this. He [John Elway statue] won’t take care of you. Your parents – your providers – will. If you want things to be as they were in the before time, in the Long Long Ago, you all need to call the police and tell them you lied about the M-word.

Stan: He’s right, dude. Things were a lot better with our parents around.

Kyle: Yeah, I guess their rules did have a point. Things have gotten a lot worse in the ten days since they’ve been gone.

  1. -416


“Being spoiled and stupid and whorish is supposed to be a bad thing.  Remember?  Parents, if you don’t teach your children that people like Paris Hilton are supposed to be despised where are they gonna learn it? … You have to be the ones to be sure your daughters aren’t looking up to the wrong people.”

  1. -Mr. Slave, 812


Randy: I can't believe you gave us herpes. You little rascals!

Sharon: Well, I guess it serves us right. Kids, we should have honest about wanting you to get chicken pox.

Sheila: It's true. We were wrong for deceiving you about it.

  1. -210


“Now Stanley, you have to understand how divorce works. When I say, ‘you're the most important thing to me,’ what I mean is, you're the most important thing after me and my happiness and my new romances.”
- Sharon Marsh, 212


“We can't completely control what our kids do socially. That's, you know, that's for them to figure out on their own.”

  1. -Randy Marsh, 313


“Gerald: Hey, my son is just discovering love. Maybe your daughter is, too. They-uh, they need to know about that stuff.

Mr. Cotswolds: My girl is eight years old! What does she need to know about love?

Randy: Well, something. I mean, you can't just wait until she's a teenager and expect her to figure out everything all at once.”

  1. -313


“I know letting your kids out into the world is scary. I know you wish nothing bad would ever happen to us. But bad things will happen, and we have to start learning now how to deal with those things.”

  1. -Mark, 313


“It was wrong of me to try and stop you from joining a boy band without explaining why. I've made some mistakes in my life, and now. I have to let you make your own mistakes.”

  1. -Randy Marsh, 209


“Your birthgivers. Don't you remember? They are your providers! Not some statue. And they're not up in some fantastical faraway land now. They're in prison. Probably crying themselves to sleep, cold and lonely and I'm sure missing you all very, very much. Your birthgivers took care of you. That's what their laws and their rules were for, because they love you, and they didn't want you to end up living like this. He won't take care of you. Your parents -your providers - will.”

  1. -Mark, 416


“I can't lie to my son, okay? If I betrayed him like that, I'd pay for it the rest of my life.”

- Sharon Marsh, 605


Liane Cartman: Maybe it's okay for them to see an adult film.

Sheila: Not without their parents to put it in a proper context. They won't understand what they're seeing.

- 613


“If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them.”

  1. -Sharon Marsh, 616


“People, don't applaud me. I'm a dirty whore. Being spoiled and stupid and whorish is supposed to be a bad thing, remember? Parents, if you don't teach your children that people like Paris Hilton are supposed to be despised, where are they gonna learn it? You have to be the ones to make sure your daughters aren't looking up to the wrong people.”

  1. -Mr. Slave, 812

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