Inspirational South Park Quotes


Shvek: Atheism? No. We've learned to get rid of all the isms in our time.

Medic: Yes. Long ago we realized isms are great for those who are rational, but in the hands of irrational people, isms always lead to violence.

UAA Leader: So long, Eric. And tell everyone in the past for us, that no one single answer is ever the answer.

  1. -1013

“You know, it's like you go through life thinking that you're an individual, m’kay? And then you realize that you're more than that, 'kay. We're all just one big individual, m'kay?”

  1. -Mr. Mackey, 204

“This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. It is up to us to make her feel comfortable and welcome in our town!”

  1. -Sheila Broflovski, 205

“This book says that negative and positive are the same thing; that real and not real are one.”

  1. -Kyle, 402

“People like you preach tolerance and open-mindedness all the time, but when it comes to Middle America, you think we're all evil and stupid country yokels who need your political enlightenment! Well, just because you’re on TV doesn’t mean you know crap about the government! Now get your ass back on first class and respect this class’s right to make up their own mind.”

- Mr. Garrison, 413

“I guess we all learned that trying to get along is way better than p-player hatin'.”

  1. -Timmy, 702

“You're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy.”

  1. -Gary Harrison, 712

“Just because they're imaginary doesn't mean they're not real. Haven't you boys ever used your imagination?”

  1. -Imaginationland Mayor, 1110

“Whatever you imagine to be real, is real.”

- Imaginationland Mayor, 1112

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