Inspirational South Park Quotes


“Perhaps we shouldn’t be toying with God’s creations. Perhaps we should just leave nature alone to its simple, one-assed schematics.”

  1. -Dr. Mephisto, 105

“I’ve learned something today. Animal species come and go. It’s all part of natural evolution.”

Mayor, 305

“You can’t go around saving every form of life anymore than we can kill them. We have to let nature run its course.”

  1. -Ned, 305

“You white Americans make me sick! You waste food, oil, and everything else because you're so rich, and then you tell the rest of the world to save the rainforest because you like its pretty flowers.”

  1. -People’s Army Leader, 301

“We're here live in San José, Costa Rica, where hundreds of rich Americans have gathered for the Save the Rain Forest summit. Everyone is here so they can feel good about themselves, and act like they aren't the ones responsible for the rainforest's peril.”

  1. -Reporter, 301

There's a place called the rainforest; it truly sucks ass.

Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast.

You say, "Save the rainforest," but what do you know?

You've never been to the rainforest before.

Getting Gay With Kids is here,

To tell you things you might not like to hear.

You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells.

All you activists can go fuck yourselves!

  1. -Getting Gay With Kids Choir, 301

Each year, the Rainforest is responsible for over three

thousand deaths from accidents, attacks or illnesses. There are over seven hundred things in the Rainforest that cause cancer. Join the fight now and help stop the Rainforest before it's too late.

  1. -Message at end of episode 301

“Environmental activists don't use logic or reason.”

  1. -Stan, 505

“Even if global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isn't, it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen! You think an ice age can just happen all of a sudden?”

- Darryl Weathers, 806

Gabriel: Yes. Apparently they're using machines to keep them alive.

Michael: But that's not natural. God intended Kenny to die! What are these people doing?

- 904

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