Inspirational South Park Quotes


“Only now in this late hour do I see the folly of guns. I’ll never use a gun again.”

  1. -Ned, 103

“Our main point is that the flag shouldn’t offend anyone because killing has been around since the beginning of time. All animals kill, and the animals that don’t kill are the stupid ones – like cows and turtles and stuff. So people should not be so upset about killing.”

  1. -Kyle, 408

“Murder is never the answer.”

  1. -Cartman from a parallel universe, 215

“It’s wrong to eat veal because the animals are so horribly mistreated, but if you don’t eat meat at all, you break out in vaginas.”

  1. -Stan, 605

“Killing little helpless baby cows should be a crime.”

  1. -Stan, 605

“Even though all the news is about murderers and abductors, those kind of people only make up a very small part of the world.”

  1. -Tweek, 611

“You can't do what he wants just because he's the one threatening you with violence.”

  1. -Kyle, 1004

“How do you kill that which has no life?”

  1. -World of Warcraft Board Member, 1006

“Careful, son. Just because their Science leads them to a different answer to the Great Question doesn't mean we have the right to kill them all.”

- Unified Atheist League Advisor, 1013

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