Inspirational South Park Quotes


“Love is the most important thing on earth. When boys and girls feel love, they kiss.”

  1. -Kyle, 313

Sometimes you fall in love and you think it feels that way forever.

You change your life and didn't know your friends cause you think it can't get any better.

But then love goes away; no matter what, it doesn't stay as strong.

And then you're left with nothing, cause your tinking with your dong.

So watch out for that love bug! It can destroy like a typhoon wind!

Just play it cool and don't be a fool.

  1. -Chef, 303

“In public school, we select our own mate. In public school, men and women get together - make each other happy.”

  1. -Kyle, 313

“You guys have no idea how this feels. It's like, you always hear songs about a broken heart and you think it's just a figure of speech? But it's true. My chest hurts. I feel this like, sinking feeling where my heart is. It's broken.”

  1. -Stan, 714

“I know your first love seems like the only love, but trust me, it's not. You have so much life ahead of you.”

  1. -Kyle, 1010

“You need to have a life. Have fun. Then ruin it by having a serious relationship.”

- Kyle, 1010

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