Inspirational South Park Quotes


“It’s really easy not to think of images on TV as real people, but they are. That’s why it’s easy to ignore those commercials but people on TV are just as real as you or I.”

  1. -Stan, 106

“See, at first, Jesus was all like, ‘Why me?’ And he was all pissed off and stuff. But then he saw that what mattered most was everybody else. So he stopped thinking about his own misery, and did what had to be done. Right as Jesus was dying he raised his hand and said, ‘The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.’”

  1. -Stan, 302

“Ms. Struthers, please. Just listen to me for one second. You started the Feed the Children Foundation for wonderful reasons: to help starving, helpless people who live in a rotten part of the world. Well, it's for those reasons we wanna help our friend Marvin now...You helped so many people, and you've taught us that helping people is what life is all about. All we wanna do is be like you.”

  1. -Cartman, 311

“God-damnit, poor people suck! Your family is already on welfare, and now they're gonna bring another kid into the world. Poor people are turning out babies, adding to the overpopulation, and they're expecting me to pay for it with my tax dollars.”

  1. -Cartman, 406

“It's wrong to eat veal because the animals are so horribly mistreated, but if you don't eat meat at all you break out in vaginas.”

  1. -Stan, 605

“We are here to bring the light of God, not harm the innocent!”

  1. -Father Maxi, 608

“They knew that you just can't wall yourself off from the outside world. Putting walls up never helps anything. Tearing them down brings us together.”

  1. -Randy Marsh, 611

“I realized that to really be a church, we can't charge people for's not about the money, it's about the message, right?”

  1. -Stan, 912

“Nobody else is going to help him, you guys. We've got a chance to do something pretty special here. Are you with us?”

  1. -Kyle, 913

“These people have nowhere to go. They don't have food or shelter. We have to do something.”

- Stan, 1107

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