Inspirational South Park Quotes

Homosexuality

“We’ve all learned an important lessons: that just because somebody’s gay doesn’t mean they’re gonna molest children. Straight people do that too.”

- Randy Marsh, 503


Mr. Mackey: Well it’s not like you’re the only guy who’s watched another guy masturbate.  I’ve done it.

Ned: Me too.

Guy: Yeah, I’ve done it a few times.  Then everybody admits to having done it.

Mr. M.: Do you mean it.  I’m not gay.

Jimbo: Well maybe a little.  But we’re all a little gay.

  1. -308


“We’ve all learned an important lessons: that just because somebody’s gay doesn’t mean they’re gonna molest children. Straight people do that too.”

- Randy Marsh, 503


“You see, uh, how do I put this? Children, Ms. Ellen doesn't exactly play for the right team. In other words, children, she's not a member of the heterosexual persuasion. Don't you understand? She's a lesbian.”

  1. -Chef, 111


“Children, a lot of times the reason get uncomfortable around gay people is that they have some issues themselves. You have to ask yourself, ‘What is it about their behavior that, for some reason, makes me uncomfortable?’”

  1. -Chef, 614


“I think it's great that gays are finally being so accepted.”

  1. -Gerlad Broflovski, 708


“You're selling out your own kind. Look, us gays have created a lifestyle, a, a culture that is uniquely ours. If we keep trying to make straight people into us, well, we're gonna have no identity left.”

  1. -Mr. Garrison, 708


“I don't know anything about gay marriage. What argument can I use to deny them their right to a family?”

  1. -Colorado Governor, 910


“I'm not gonna be confused anymore just because you say I should be! My name is Butters, I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O, and I'm bicurious! And even that's okay! Because if I'm bicurious, and I'm somehow made from God, then I think your GOD must be a little bicurious himself!”

- Butters, 1102

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