Inspirational South Park Quotes


“You see, we’ve learned something today. Swearing can be fun, but doing it all the time causes problems. We’re all saying the ‘s’ word too much....The Knights of Standards and Practices were created to make sure that bad words were kept to a minimum. Curse words – they’re called that because they are cursed. We have to go back to using curse words in only rare, extreme circumstances.”
- Kyle, 502

“Too much use of a dirty word takes away from its impact. We believe in free speech and all that, but making a few words taboo just adds to the fun of English.”

  1. - Stan, 502

“Please, everyone, from now on you’ve got to try and watch your language.”

  1. - Cartman, 502

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