Inspirational South Park Quotes


“Film festivals shouldn’t be about what celebrities are coming or what film is going to get shown. It should be about people getting together and watching movies, and about people who can never get their movies seen having the chance to have it watched, if only once. A good film festival should be something where we all say, ‘Ah let’s forget about lawyers and agents and studios and celebrities. Let’s forget all those things for just a while and just watch some new art.’”

  1. -Mr. Hankey, 209

“You all seem to enjoy this show, even though it isn't based in reality. There's much more to life than two young men farting on each other. And throughout history there have always been shows that have come and gone that have been very bad, and usually they get taken right off the air. You see, you should be spending your time enlightening your minds with more intelligent entertainment.”

  1. -Mr. Garrison, 106

Kyle: Do you really think your civilization is better than ours? You people play games by killing animals, and oppress women!

Afghan boy: It's better than a civilization that spends its time watching millionaires walk down the red carpet at the Emmys.

  1. -509

“It isn't fair for those asshole directors to keep changing their movies and making them different! Movies are art, and art shouldn't be modified.”

  1. -Stan, 609

Stan: They're not your movies. They're ours. All of ours. We paid to go see them, and they're just as much a part of our lives as they are of yours.

Kyle: When an artist creates, whatever they create belongs to society.

  1. -609

“That is the heart of Wall*Mart. You, the consumer. I take many forms: Wall*Mart, Kay*Mart, Target, but I am one single entity: Desire!”

  1. -Wall*Mart Man, 809

“We're not talking about an object here, we're, we're talking about a person. I mean, look at what we've all become. All this violence and anger and, and for what? For control over somebody's life who we're all just trying to leech off of.”

  1. -Stan, about talent agents, 903

Kyle: Hybrid cars don't cause smugness, people do. Look, hybrid cars are important. They may even save our planet one day. What you all need to do is just learn to drive hybrids and not be smug about it.

Randy: You mean drive in hybrids but not act like we're better than everyone else because of it.

  1. -1002

“It's all real. Think about it. Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he... he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny and, a-and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of "real." They might be imaginary, but, but they're more important than most of us here. And they're all gonna be around long after we're dead. So in a way, those things are more realer than any of us.”

  1. -Kyle, 1112

“I know watching celebrities go down can be fun. Me and my friends are as guilty as all of you, but maybe, well just, maybe, it's time to let this one go. Just this one time let's all stop before it's too late, huh?”

- Kyle, 1202

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