Inspirational South Park Quotes

Challenges

“It never fails to amaze me how I manage to overcome adversity.”

  1. -Mayor, 208


“You all need more disciprine! True disciprine come from within.”

- Karate Instructor, 914


“Lord, we thank you for this staggering payload of frozen waffles you have bestowed upon us. And since we have been faithful to you, we know that you will send us some good fortune one of these days, even though you sure as hell seem to be taking your sweet time. Amen.”

  1. -Stuart McCormick, 210


“You must learn-a discipline and-a respect.”

  1. -Sumo Master, 304


“I'm sorry, my son, but if you want to earn everyone's love, you will have to do it yourself.”

  1. -God to Jesus, 316


“No, it wasn't a stupid song. Because you showed me that I have the power and the strength to do anything I want. You made me believe in myself, Dad! Now I'm asking you to do the same.”

  1. -Cornwallis, 417


“Now, children, every problem can be worked out.”

  1. -Chef, 607


“If I grow up getting everything I want, having things made easy for me because I have hot knockers, then I'm gonna grow up to be a lame person. If I'm handed everything in life, then my chances of becoming a lawyer or a marine biologist are zero.”

  1. -Bebe, 610


“Instead of sitting here feeling sorry for ourselves, we just need to figure out how to make our show better.”

  1. -Stan, 811


“We can't spend all our energy placing blame when something bad happens.”

- Random Man, 908


“If you devote your whole life to completely avoiding something you like, then that thing still controls your life and, 'n you've never learned any discipline at all.”

  1. -Stan, 914


“If you ever wanna see your home again, little boy, you'll have to rise to this challenge.”

- Luke Skywalker, 1111

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