Inspirational South Park Quotes


“America may have some problems, but it’s our home, our team, and if you don’t want to root for your team then you should get the hell out of the stadium.”

  1. -Stan, 509

“This country was founded by some of the smartest thinkers the world has ever seen, and they knew one thing: that a truly great country could go to war and at the same time – act like it doesn’t want to. You people who are for the war: you need the protesters, because they make the country look like it’s full of sane, caring individuals. And you people who are anti-war, you need these flag-wavers, because if our whole country was made up of soft pussy protesters, we’d get taken down in a second. That’s why the founding fathers decided we should have both. It’s called having your cake and eating it too.”

  1. -Cartman, 701

“We've just gotta convince these chicks that America kicks the ass out of every other country. Come on!”

  1. -Stan, 403

“People have it so good in America that they get bored very easily. And when people get bored they start protesting things.”

  1. -Janet Reno, 403

“Most people in America are good people. We just try to live day by day, like you guys do. Maybe if you took some time to see all the great things about our country, you'd see we're not so different after all.”

- Stan, 509

“America may have some problems, but it's our home. Our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.”

  1. -Stan, 509

“If we found a country, it should be founded on peace and diplomacy.”

  1. -Dickinson, 701

Benjamin Franklin: I believe that if we are to form a new country, we cannot be a country that appears war-hungry and violent to the rest of the world. However, we also cannot be a country that appears weak and unwilling to fight to the rest of the world. So, what if we form a country that appears to want both?

Dickinson: Right. If the people of our new country are allowed to do whatever they wish, then some will support the war and some will protest it.

Franklin: And that means that as a nation, we could go to war with whomever we wished, but at the same time, act like we didn't want to. If we allow the people to protest what the government does, then the country will be forever blameless.

  1. -701

“This is America! And in America, if something sucks, you're supposed to be able to get your money back!”

  1. -Stan, 804

Cartman: Well did you know that over one-fourth of people in America think that 9/11 was a conspiracy? Are you saying that one-fourth of Americans are retards?

Kyle: Yes. I'm saying one-fourth of Americans are retards.

Stan: Yeah, at least one-fourth.

- 1009

“It just proves we need to learn not to profile one race of people. Because, actually, most of the world hates us.”

- Kyle, 1104

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