The following is an index of inspirational quotes uttered amidst myriad South Park episodes. I have catalogued them here in order to ensure that they can be found easily by anyone who wishes to include something inspiring from this wonderful show into speeches, lectures, papers, and of course, sermons.

Should you use any of the quotes from these pages, I would love to hear about not only the way in which you used the quote, but about what the particular quote means to you and how you think South Park intends for us to think about it. If you like, I’ll post your thoughts on the site (

Inspirational South Park Quotes

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